jangar 

To be hammered and stoned at the same time that you become unable to control or move yourself at all.

Ant: bro look at matt he's sooo fucked up!

Tim: yeah man he cant even get up.

Ant: now that's jangar!

jangar by ghettokid-ant December 5, 2011

Fuck you, it's January

A term used to commentate on the fact that a lot of shitty movies typically come out on January as way for studios to just get them out of the way. As if Hollywood waits for December to end to just take a big shit real quick. Term was coined by Redlettermedia.

Why is "Monster Trucks" (2017 Movie) a thing and why is it releasing in January?
Because Fuck you, it's January.

Fuck you, it's January by Doggythescholar January 18, 2017

5 january 

This birthday is the coolest of them all.

People born in january is always nice persons, but when your birthday is this one, well, you are a bit cooler than the rest of the people born in January

"I was born on 5 january, so i think i'm better than you"

5 january by Lunafromdenmark September 11, 2020

January 5th 

literally about to be the best day ever i think... if you were born on january 5th , you're pretty or just hot as fuck. also fuck all the other birthdays January 5th is where its at. les get it rn

is your birthday on january 5th? yeah BITCH what abt it

January 5th by chaeluvr666 October 15, 2019

Jerkless January 

Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.

Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!

Jerkless January by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021

january 5

January 5 is national famous person day. Whoever is born on this day is now famous

Dude- Wow! She was born on January 5...she must be famous

january 5 by I like Florida October 15, 2019

January 4th 

The day that all the angels have arisen. If this is your birthday, something big is coming up. Your going to love the new change.

“Oh she/he was born on January 4th? Shiiitttt their lucky, their gonna have something big coming in the future.”

January 4th by Ur maddaaa October 15, 2019