jam-packed

tightly packed, very crowded

That convention is jam-packed with geeks.

jam-packed by Light Joker October 9, 2005

Jazzacked 

adjective 1. Not functioning properly or not in working order. 2. The state of disorder for any object or condition. 3. The qualitative description of entropy within any given system.

Sean drove his truck into a tree and now the front end is all jazzacked.

That newb packed into that snowbank and now their snowboard is all jazzacked.

The economy is totally jazzacked

Jazzacked by arctic_crash March 19, 2009

Houston Jetpacked 

You get an extreemly fat chick with giant saggy boobs, strap that ho up with a dildo, get in front of that beast, flop them saggy titties over your back and down your chest ( like jetpack handles) squeeze them bad boys and let her rip up your asshole...

Also reffered to as the Houston jetpacker

Dude I can't wait until I go to fat camp this summer, I'm gunne get Houston jetpacked so many times!!!

Dude That was the best Houston Jetpack ever!

Why are you limping so bad bro?"..."shit man I got houston jettpacked so hardcore last night"

Houston Jetpacked by D-Hutch December 31, 2008

jamfucked

when activities are fucked up in multiple ways; when daily life becomes affected by someone elses incompetency; public actions that cause harm far exceeding reason.

1) man, they gave me so much shit to do at work today today, i don't know what will get done on time, this job is totally jamfucked.

2) Holy crap George Bush has jamfucked our military.

3) The supreme court has jamfucked the nation with ideas of false liberty.

jamfucked by prairiemantis June 27, 2012

Jam packed dream 

A dream that was absolutely FULL with different events that happened. A jam packed dream will probably not leave your mind for a while and there’s a good chance you’ll remember it in the future!

Person 1: Hey did you dream last night?
Person 2: Bro you bet I did. I had such a jam packed dream it was crazy!

Jam packed dream by Wibbly Woo January 2, 2019

jampack 

when there's no more room to add a person. crowded area

the jeep's so jampacked, i had to on the left side of the driver.

jampack by JHEDEBE March 11, 2009

jamfaced 

To be severely intoxicated to the point where one runs face first into the wall and inflicts a nose bleed.

Ellen was soooooooooooo jamfaced last night! There was blood everywhere!

jamfaced by jradfakingkarr August 5, 2010