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A plant goddess born in India. She is the goddess of love and kindness.
I praise Jammu every day.
Jammu by thegoatofjammu January 2, 2023
A childish man with 2 left feet and a questionable sense of style. Can be found on the dancefloor flopping around. Also has a side job at a German school, when he's not busy embarrassing his friends.
Man 1: Look at that dude on the dance floor, such a Jammu!
Man 2: I'm so embarrassed if he'd be my friend
Jammu by Stigidilaatio November 23, 2021

Jammu and Kashmir 

an Indian territory located in northern India between laddakh & pakistan.
It includes :jammu region , kashmir valley & POK (POJK).
Jammu and kashmir was haven on earth until pakistan came.

'pm shri' kendriya vidyalaya bantalab jammu 

A school with shitty teachers who bully you instead of teaching.. the students are a little tolerable but can sometimes get on your nerves.. don't talk to pass outs they will certainly try to shaboink you.. student's aren't considered humans here.. take admission to make your lives miserable :)
akshar : how are you?
vanshika : i feel like dying
akshar : why
vanshika : I go to 'pm shri' kendriya vidyalaya bantalab jammu

Jammy Stick 

A wooden rod with a nail banged onto the end of it (must be read in a British accent)
"Bfjwbfownfhwodhsb Jammy Stick" said the southern man as he emerged from the bayou.
Jammy Stick by Neinmonkey October 1, 2017

Jersey Slamma-Jamma 

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.
I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.