jakemelin
jakemelin by uhh swoosh January 19, 2022
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jackemo
1. (N) The combination of emo and jackass. Jackemo is usually used to insult someone. It most nearly means dumbass, bitch, douchefucker, or dickhead. Also used to suggest that one is over reacting in a certain situation.
That asshole-eating jackemo cries his balls out just because his ugly ass hamster died! What a prick!
jackemo by anthonyiscrunk July 13, 2007
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jankem
the MOST discussing drug, first you shit in a bottle then you pee in it? right? then you cover the neck of the bottle with a balloon and place in in the sun for a week, called cooking jankem, after that you breath in the gas that the poop makes (methane) and you start seeing stuff like dead people, and purple dragons for DAYS
guy1: dude i really like that time when you farted in my face, i kinda got a little high
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem
Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up
guy2: dude that could be cheaper then pot
guy1: yeah free, but what if we could increase the intensity like poop and pee in a bottle, then we cover it with a balloon and let it sit in the sun
guy2:ok i got to pee, but your shitting in a bottle
guy1: and then we could breath in the gas it makes just like farts we should call that shit jankem
Guy3: ok... you guys are fucked up
Jamiemousenism
A religion for those who love and appreciate Jamie Mouse who is the guitarist for the Arctic Monkeys
Arctic Monkeys Fan 1: I'm jamiemousenism and you?
Arctic Monkeys Fan 2: OMG! Me too! I need to tweet that I met someone with two things in common with me!
Arctic Monkeys Fan 2: OMG! Me too! I need to tweet that I met someone with two things in common with me!
Jamiemousenism by Who i am 1234 February 24, 2023
Jakeman
Jakeman is a perfect person inside and out. he cares about his family, friends and peers. Jakeman can be quite a rebel from time to time especially around his friends. He pulls all the girls but is not a player. Jakeman loves to love and is an amazing boyfriend and any girl would be lucky to have him. he will do all and everything to make his girl happy and will always succeed. he has the sexiest body out and keeps them abs rock hard. Jakeman is the most sporty, caring, sexy, outgoing and sweetest person you'll ever meet. He has the most adorable eyes and has long eyelashes. He loves to play rugby and is a mean tackler, hes a great participant in all sports he plays, hes very fast and is good at thinking strategically. He is always there for his friends and will always have their back. Sometimes Jakeman can make silly decisions but he will always learn from them. Girls, Jakeman is a keeper and deserves the best so give him the best and treat him well and he will give you the best and treat you well in return, there's not many guys like him around so grab him while you can.
Jakeman by yourbabe101 November 22, 2013