A very trite, hackneyed, and stale singer/songwriter of British origin with a spooky ability to make you feel weepy and overcome with emotion, regardless of whether you love or hate him. Also British Cockney rhyming slang for "cunt". Go figure.
Def. 1: Dude, how does James Blunt DO that, make you feel unhappy and romantic at the same time? Yes, I KNOW his music sucks. That's why it's so weird.

Def. 2: Lindsay, stop being such a James Blunt. It's SO not attractive.
by Maddie S. November 27, 2006
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A great songwriter and singer, gets more action than any of the poofs on this site will ever get. A classic stoner and hippie type.
James Blunt totally rocks.
by KatherineSue July 20, 2006
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Twat who can't sing and entices the hearts of 12 year old girls everywhere..
Having said that, he surely is a modern poet: such rhyming couplets as face and place, and do and you..
I think we can all agree it inspires us all..
And the power behind a verse of 'la's' because he couldnt be assed to write anymore..Beautiful!
James Blunt: I saw your face in a crowde face and i don't know what to do,
as long as i whine about it at least i'll go double platinum - woo hoo
by Wadey7 April 26, 2006
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