Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the
Closet Demon. Jam’s
gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the
Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the
Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam
the Closet Angel and you are showing your
ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”