Jalobie 

A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy.

Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch!

Jalobie by NigNig42 July 28, 2020

Jalopie 

A Shitty Car

Megan's Hardesty's car is a major jalopie.

Jalopie by FISH <>< February 27, 2004

Jalolies 

Toppings or additions to food; fixings or garnishes that add flavor to a base food; used mostly to describe toppings on salad.

Feeling full, Jackie decided to just eat the jalolies off her salad, leaving the remaining greens.

Jalolies by Crash Rehven February 10, 2023

floppy jalopies 

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

floppy jalopies by Dameese February 17, 2009

jalopies 

Big ole fat ass saggy, worn out, feed bag titties

Dang yo, that bitch look like she done fed the whole projects wit dem jalopies

jalopies by ryder69 June 13, 2013

Jalopie 

Meaning to slap a female in the face with one's penis.

Your grandmother was sleeping on the couch, so I walked over and jalopied her in the face.

Jalopie by El Jalopier June 28, 2011

jalonie 

Female breasts

Jalonies are fun to eat areal treat yeah beef jalonie day

jalonie by Jerry H October 26, 2003