jakoba 

A kind man that you would want to be a good friend with. He is a person that is always negotiable with and friendly to accept any offers. He is usually a person that always keeps his friends close and will not give them up.

Friendly Heroic Jakoba Funny

jakoba by be a star October 5, 2013

jakoba 

The best bro ever. some people want to be him, but he dosent let that get to his head.

Wish i could be like jakoba

jakoba by dododdo12 October 5, 2013

jaboba 

jaboba

Dave: Hey man, how’s it goin??
Me:
Dave: Buddy?
Dave: You good?
Me: jaboba

jaboba by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019

Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.

My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.

Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016

Dirty Jakob 

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020

JakeBaked

Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.

Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!

JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013

Jakob Walrus 

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

Jakob Walrus by Jody99 January 10, 2015