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jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
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Look at a Jahvel
Jahvel by Bigdaddyg72728 August 8, 2021

jahovaded 

to get drunk, paraletic , smashed or wasted
nicky payne got absolutely jahovaded last night.
That guys jahovaded, laying in his sick.
Means Richness! Dont have to work and spend all the money you want. Enjoy butter nuts and loaf cakes. Also, very perverted and does allot of secret squirls!!
Jhoven Like Warren Buffet, Bill Gates
Jhoven by T -nizzle December 8, 2010

jahova's witness 

Do your job Spike! The jahova's witnesses are here again!
jahova's witness by ShaneV January 6, 2008
Non-mainstream way of saying 'jokes'
Sagar is well jahokes
Jahokes by #CoolKid June 29, 2012