An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
Means Richness! Dont have to work and spend all the money you want. Enjoy butter nuts and loaf cakes. Also, very perverted and does allot of secret squirls!!