Jahobe 

What you call someone when you don't know exactly what to say or describe them as. Used in different contexts whether it be an insult, a compliment, an anything.

You're such a jahobe.

Jahobe by shanegraves January 2, 2011

Jacobellis

To embarassingly sabatoge one's own chance at success moments before acheivement by becoming overly confident and showing off. Derived from U.S. snowboarder Lindsay Jacobellis' tumble at the 2006 Olympics.

Jimmy pulled a major Jacobellis the other day. He was almost at the finish line for the 400 meter, then he started dancing, and tripped. The other runners stepped on him, and he came in last. Poor Jimmy.

Jacobellis by WestCoastLisa March 1, 2006

jalobes 

Another name for breasts.

Megan has nice jalobes, but mine are better.

jalobes by Kate Charlton May 20, 2008

Jacobey 

A bad ass nigga that dont give a fuck about no one or anything he's nice and shit but he'll fuck you up if you try him he can be peacefull and shit but don't get it twisted he'll fuck you up and he has a big dick plus he's a pot head

Yo ill jacobey yo ass

Jacobey by The pot head 101 August 21, 2019

Jakobe 

A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.

In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.

Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.

This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.

That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.

Jakobe by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011

jahnbeetwif

jahn lemon beet wif😱😰😨

Jahn: beet yoko
Yoko: beet jahn
Ringo: I GOT BLISTERS ON ME FINGERS
Pol: haha jahnbeetwif

jahnbeetwif by KurtCobain'sMom November 2, 2021

Jacobellis

Pronunciation: JAKE-uh-BELL-is

Function: Verb

Dates: 2006, 2010

1. To cost oneself athletic glory and sentence oneself to a lifetime of smarmy people using surname as a verb, esp. through youthfully hubristic hot-dogging.

2. To spin out and end an Olympic Games in disappointment.

Synonyms: Van de Velde.

duh............ not again................ you Jacobellis....................

Jacobellis by XR4ti February 17, 2010