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jahovade 

Verb: To hide quietly inside a house to avoid someone that is at the front door.
Man, my landlord came by earlier without notice, and I had to jahovade him since I was two months behind on rent.
jahovade by trick donkculous July 12, 2014
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Jehovahed 

GETTING jehovahed A UNWANTED PERSON COMES INTO MY YARD AND GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MY DOG WHILE RUNNING FOR THE FENCE

Did you see that?
My dog just Jehovahed that unwanted person in my yard

SEE: Jehovah's Witnesses, Jehovah's
Witness and Jehova's Witness for comparison (they run and make the fence)


Jehovahed by CORNFUEL January 15, 2009

jehovahed 

The act of being approached by a person belonging to the Jehovah Witness faith and then subsequently being offered propaganda reading material
Dude, when i was waiting for the bus this morning, i totally got jehovahed
jehovahed by Mr. Olson December 13, 2007

Jehovahed 

to get wasted, drunk, pissed, paraletic
I got absolutely Jehovahed last night
That man is Jehovahed, he's being sick everywhere
Jehovahed by Definately July 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026