jagermattster 

a fantasy football owner who screws you over by picking up the free agent you needed that week, even though he's already out of the playoffs.

Damn that saboteur jagermattster! I would have made the playoffs if he hadn't outbid me for Gus Frerotte, and he ended up starting Eli Manning instead instead of him!

jagermattster by Maibo Toizichi January 1, 2008

jagermattster 

a half-white, half-filipino male who is proficient at twirling and flipping liquor bottles as well as carpentry.

Look at that jagermattster behind th bar - he's the filipino version of Tom Cruise's character in the move "Cocktail!"

jagermattster by Misty Synokowski January 1, 2008

Jagermaster 

Some one who is a master of drinking

They cannot be drunk under the table and have a high drinking threshold

The never throw up from too much drink and rarely experience a hangover

Most importantly, the Jagermaster drinks Jager from the bottle.

Party bro 1: Dude, did you see James tank the drinking last night?

Party bro 2: Yeh man, he's a total Jagermaster

Jagermaster by Bolovax October 27, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016