Jägerwicked 

A coctail constisting of bottle of Blue WKD and a shot of Jägermeister.

Simply gulp a small amount of WKD then pour in the shot of Jäger in the bottle.

Gaurenteed to get you hammerd!

Also it tastes really good.

"You wer so drunk last night man"
Yeah I was fine until I had those Jägerwickeds!"

Jägerwicked by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

jagfuck 

An extremely useless person.

I left a message for that jagfuck but of course he never called me back.

Maybe if you weren't such a jagfuck and running late, we wouldn't be in this situation.

jagfuck by Chip November 25, 2003

jagfuck 

Someone in an organization who causes more harm than good. Presumably the merging of "fucker" and "jagoff".

That jagfuck just spent the entire meeting trying to get his laptop to work with the projector.

jagfuck by Nugget February 29, 2004

Jägerquicks 

A snack made by pouring around 2 shots of Jägermeister into a bowl of Nesquick cereal ,with milk, which is usually consumed at around 2am on a school ski trip in the Italian Alps.

"Dude i'm fucking bored. The limoncetta is done, vodka is overrated and whisky is too expensive"
"How about some Jägerquicks...?"

Jägerquicks by Enemy_Pube April 29, 2016

jagernuke 

A variation of the jagerbomb, a jagernuke uses at least 8 oz. of red bull and 4 oz. of jagermeister. Jagernukes are usually chugged because of their unpleasant taste, which is similar to cough syrup.

I just had 3 jagernukes and now i'm groovin

jagernuke by MyBodyHurts April 7, 2008

jabberfucky 

v. transitive: to replace key words in works of literature, usually poems, with variations of the word "fuck."

"Jabberfucky"
"Because I could not stop for Fuck"
"Ode on a Fuckin' Urn"

jabberfucky by maude spekes March 31, 2009

Jagerfucked 

noun: When one is drunk off Jager, or mixture of Jager and other drugs, beyond recognition.

That housenigga drank a half a bottle of Jager and that dude is jagerfucked!

Jagerfucked by Gunner T. November 12, 2013