3 definitions by MyBodyHurts
Synonym for matches.
Guy 1: Ay bro, do you got a lighter?
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.
Guy 2: I don't got one man, all i got are these fuckin' junkie sticks.
by MyBodyHurts April 10, 2008
A variation of the jagerbomb, a jagernuke uses at least 8 oz. of red bull and 4 oz. of jagermeister. Jagernukes are usually chugged because of their unpleasant taste, which is similar to cough syrup.
by MyBodyHurts April 8, 2008
A legal citizen of the United States of America.
Americans have some of the richest cultural traditions in the entire world. There are even separate cultures within cultures.
For example, look at the differences between the American South and New England; these places are very different from one another, ranging from the way they talk to the food they eat to the majority-religion. Then look into the different cultures of the people in each region, Southern Blacks differentiate from Southern Whites, and both of them differentiate from New Englanders.
Even though we have many differences, we are united under a cultural blanket filled with unyielding national pride and patriotism that you European fucks could only dream of having.
We know that people across the world are racist against us, but they look the other way when we tell them about our first class universities and the encouragement from all sides to think free-spiritedly. They ignore the fact that Americans have done more good for the world than almost all others. They don't hear about how we donate more money to suffering people all over the world than dozens of countries put together. They don't care about all of the good things we do, just the bullshit.
Americans are talked about all over the world; if you're an American, try it; go to some weird country and see what the people say to you.
We know that most of the world is racist against us, but what the fuck do we care? Where do you live?
Americans have some of the richest cultural traditions in the entire world. There are even separate cultures within cultures.
For example, look at the differences between the American South and New England; these places are very different from one another, ranging from the way they talk to the food they eat to the majority-religion. Then look into the different cultures of the people in each region, Southern Blacks differentiate from Southern Whites, and both of them differentiate from New Englanders.
Even though we have many differences, we are united under a cultural blanket filled with unyielding national pride and patriotism that you European fucks could only dream of having.
We know that people across the world are racist against us, but they look the other way when we tell them about our first class universities and the encouragement from all sides to think free-spiritedly. They ignore the fact that Americans have done more good for the world than almost all others. They don't hear about how we donate more money to suffering people all over the world than dozens of countries put together. They don't care about all of the good things we do, just the bullshit.
Americans are talked about all over the world; if you're an American, try it; go to some weird country and see what the people say to you.
We know that most of the world is racist against us, but what the fuck do we care? Where do you live?
Traveling American: (at a bar in Singapore) Can I have a beer?
Singaporean bartender: Oh, you're American? ...(some time later)... Over here we say you're fat and stupid, what do you say about us?
Traveling American: Uh... we don't really have any opinions about you...
Singaporean bartender: Oh, you're American? ...(some time later)... Over here we say you're fat and stupid, what do you say about us?
Traveling American: Uh... we don't really have any opinions about you...
by MyBodyHurts August 1, 2008