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dirty jaffa

The act of ploughing you best friends mother cause why the fuck not.
Wow Johnny really just pulled a dirty Jaffa on me.

bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers 

possibly the best biscuits in the world. ever.
They own you. AND your mum.
it's impossible to eat them like you would eat a mere cookie.
this is because cookies are inferior.
"hmm, what should we get."
"BOURBONS, FTW."
"no, jaffa cakes, derkhead."
"WHERE ARE MY JAMMY DODGERS, BITCHES."

a real conversation.
as you can see, bourbons, jaffa cakes and jammy dodgers own.

Doing a Jaffa

Being extremely indecisive in all aspects of life
Eg. You said you were going to get a cat for the last 2 years. You are always doing a Jaffa
Doing a Jaffa by Rando5405 October 14, 2018
If someone becomes "jaffad" they have had a jaffa cake shoved up their bum.
person 1: "lets put a jaffa cake in his anus!"
Person 2: "aaah! there's a jaffa cake in my bum!"
Therefore, Person 2 has been jaffad.
jaffad by annie_bpants January 31, 2007

Jaffadana 

Indian word for one who believes everything anyone tells.
Look at the jaffadana who believes in whatsapp forwards
Jaffadana by Apklensjaff October 13, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026