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jackmunch (jak' munsh) n. ME. jacke monsh < OFr. jaquemonche "Jacob the Cockgobbler" 1. a nickname, generally profane, indicating a person who engages in sodomy, i.e., illicit humming 2. a contraction of jack-ass and dickmunch 3. a contraction of jacktard and fuckmunch 4. an unpleasant person.
1. "That motherfucker is a dicksmacking jackmunch."
2. "You cumcatching jackmunch."
3. "I told my fucking sucktard that her dicktarded boyfriend is an assgoblin jackmunch."
4. "Sir, you are, simply put, a jackmunch."
by Robert de Mayenne June 29, 2004
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