jackjay 

A whiney, highly annoying, egotistical, snobby, disturbed fagged deejay that utilizes AM or FM modulations to continually portray his homosexual glibness to the radio listing public. Said deejay gets his jollies out of divisive methodology of being annoying enough as to cause vomiting and make the radio listing public highly degenerative. Actions of said deejay are geared towards creating a zombie like cult following that creates legions of brainwashed societal pariahs.

The jackjay caused the entire city to be on edge because the jackjay’s legion of zombies had become insanely queer.

jackjay by pepperman23 December 19, 2010

jackmayifold 

can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

hey do you know jackmayifold?
can i put my balls in your jaw (your jaw) balls in your jaw. can i, can i

jackmayifold by lovequacks 😁😁😁 July 18, 2021

jackday 

the same as a weekday except spent jacking off.

Jackday's are spent usually watching porn (or whatever gets you off), regular tv or movies, gaming, chatting, texting or surfing the net. To be considered a full fledge jackday one must not have any direct human contact for more than 1 hour in a 24 hour period.

to have an EPIC jackday you must have at least 8 sessions within the 24 hour period of your jackday.

if you only have 1 session, that is lame, and not considered to be a jackday!

oh dude, i couldn't stop thinking of fucking samantha i needed a total jackday! if it wasn't for my 'rents coming home it woulda been totally EPIC

jackday by jackask September 4, 2012

Jackjack 

The coolest superhero from the incredibles

Jackjack has teh b3st p0warz

Jackjack by jackjacklover February 10, 2009

jackjackjackjackjack 

To talk often on various topics/experiences about a new boyfriend that all the listener remember is the man's name.

Yesterday I went to the cinema with Jack
Today I'm going round Jacks
Did you know Jack is tall?

"jackjackjackjackjackjack"

jackjackjackjackjack by yousillyfacedboy October 6, 2011

Jackgay 

A jackass gay person.

Man, that dude is pretty Jackgay.

Jackgay by D4nk M3m3 L0rd December 23, 2017

Flap his JackJack 

A specific form of male masturbation where you slap your dick from side to side between each hand until the preg nog is released. (Technique usually hits its usage peak from around December 1st through December 7th.

Dan got so inspired while baking sensually enticing pancakes for breakfast on December 1st that he decided to Flap his JackJack before sitting down to a nice meal.

Flap his JackJack by DirtyDan8 November 13, 2019