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jacklock 

When you are getting off to a static picture on your phone and you achieve orgasm before the lock screen comes on.
Browsing 4chan, I found a sexy picture. I was able to jacklock and passed out shortly after.
jacklock by RoboCritter March 2, 2014
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a typically slutty jock who somehow manages to get all the girls, have sex with them, get them all in the next town, all in one night one night.
That fucking jockcock got every girl in town, along with all the taken ladies!

Jacknocker 

An insult for something stupid.
Or someone stupid.
Stop being such a jacknocker.
Jacknocker by forever brittany August 6, 2010

Jackcockck

This is when Jack is being a stubborn bitchass and when he does weird things on the hub. He is famous on Wikipedia and now he will be on here. Don’t be a Jackcockck.
This guy was being a jackcockck when he wouldn’t play fortnite

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026