Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose
boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring
Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"
Friend
two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"
Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"