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worker #1: wtf our boss just laid me off...
worker #2: that's jackass for ya
by thatssimplymaggie June 02, 2015
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George "dubya" Bush, saddly president of this fine country.
Bush is a complete and utter jackass.
by francine donavan August 11, 2007
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Obama says "the young lady seems like a perfectly nice person, shes getting his award. What is he doing?" "He's a Jackass."
by SirPsychoSexyPete October 16, 2009
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1. Those retards who make movies showing them hurting themselves and doing other retarded shit.

2. The racist lady that wrote the definition above me... or below me if i get enough votes.
Margaret and Jack Thompon are jackasses.
by Fucking Not Human September 15, 2010
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N. The most retarded and crude film up to date. Seriously, anyone with an iq over 70 will think this film is plain retarded commercial garbage. You pay few bucks just to make MTV and the directors more richer and make you more stupid.
Retard: Yo homie jackass was such a cool movie.
get the fuck away from me you.
Playa: Get the fuck away from me you retard.
by Dizel May 01, 2007
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dumb shit; douche bag; retard; moron; fag; dipshit; invalid; dumbass
Ryan ran into a pole the other day because he was tryin to act cool. What a jackass!
by Ryan Kester October 29, 2003
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noun - ('jak-as)

1. a donkey (esp. male)

2. a fool, a stupid person (esp. a man)

3. a person (esp. a man) who, through an action, tries to show superiority, dominance, authority, precedence, or supremacy in any way, (including any form of the following, but not limited to: haughtiness, belittling another for one's own gain, and a boastful displaying of wealth, intelligence, physical strength/endurance/balance, refinement, and/or power) but, through performing the action successfully or unsuccessfully, displays the opposite of that which he intended

4. a person (esp. a man) who experiences no shame or embarrassment for any action he commits, regardless of the outlandishness of the action

5. a person (esp. a man) who purposefully displays actions of a bizarre, or extravagantly abnormal in order to seek attention
1. Equus asinus is commonly known as a jackass, especially if it has a penis.

2. "My husband can't use an oven-timer."
"What a jackass."

3. "Some fat soccer-mom tried to tell me her son was better than mine at my son's game, just as my son scored a goal; her son was the goalie!"
"What a bitch!"
"Yeah, I called her a jackass. She didn't say a word, because she knew I was right."

4. Brandon Cole Margera is such a jackass.

5. "Last week, he went streaking through the quad, then on Monday, he hung a HUGE flag with a picture of his face off of the roof on the side of the dining hall, and today he tried to start a flashmob during halftime!"
"What a jackass!"
by A A Torrarfa January 22, 2013
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