jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

jackaloon by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

Jackalope 

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.

Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!

Jackalope by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

jackalope 

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.

To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.

jackalope by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

Jackalneck 

Someone so devious that they would murder an enemy's daughter by slashing her throat and then commit a sexual act on the wound.

Yonnas is a Jackalneck.

Jackalneck by Yertle8 April 15, 2008

Project Jackalope 

THE BEST XBOX COMMUNITY SERVER THERE EVER WAS

Only one God tier server and that's project jackalope

Project Jackalope by DebtCollectr March 8, 2023

jackalope 

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...

Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...

jackalope by Morpoggel January 2, 2005

Jackaloon

A person that is both a jackass and a lunatic.

There's no reason why a sane person would ever put mayonnaise in their pockets, he is a certifiable jackaloon.

Jackaloon by gtrslayer284 March 12, 2019