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Jackablade

Jackablade is a fictional term used to refer to some of the criminal element within the Thief universe. Is it unbeknown whether or not that it is used to refer to a certain type of criminal e.g. a cutpurse or a mugger but the crime of being a jackablade (or jackblade) is incarceration, flogging and forced labour for an indeterminate amount of time by The Order of the Hammer.

In Thief: The Dark Project and Thief Gold, two jackablades were sent to kill Garrett by the City Warden (Crime Lord) and two more are found incarcerated in Cragscleft Prison for their crimes.
"Guard thy tongue from falsehood as thou gardest thy purse from a jackablade."
Jackablade by ThePrivateer April 30, 2021
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Jackalized 

A term used for shooting someone in the head with a beam rifle.
Daniel jackalized that Spartan between the eyes.
Jackalized by R3G3N3RATI0N February 4, 2010
To receive both a blow job and rim job at the same time from a mother-daughter team in a predatory manner.
Hey Joe, how did things turn out last night with that cougar and her cub?

Not good, I thought I had things in controll and then they jackaled the hell out of me. I feel damaged.
jackaled by barryglord August 10, 2012

jackalated

I was was writing an email and decided that what I was writing was jacked up...so to make a new word I called it jackalated. Fucked up!
I was tryin' to type this shit and it all got jackalated.
jackalated by SMYLTF March 9, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026