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1) A stroke book.

2) A pornographic movie

3) Any visual or toy used to jack-off with.
1) i need to get some new jackage, all the pages in my jerk-off mags are glued together with my man glue.

2) check out my new stroke movie, "My wife does the Boss."

3) Damn, my pocket pussy is no longer tight, i guess it's time to check out some new jackage.
jackage by jacks offten December 27, 2007
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Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.
Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.
jackage by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006
a package that only consists of a jacket
I just received a jackage from UPS and my jacket doesn't fit like it was described online.
jackage by websturd December 3, 2010

jackatero 

spanish slang for jacking off
person A: HEYYYY JACKATERO
person B: JACKATEROOOOOOO
jackatero by penistears July 25, 2021

Jacademic / Jackademic 

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)
Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

jackadgery 

1. Social anarchy or disorder, tom-foolery, skylarking or generally un-controlled behaviour.

2. A small town in Northern NSW, Australia.
1. -Whats with all this jackadgery? I'm trying to sleep!
-There was much jackadgery last night after the J.D was drunk.

2. I live at Jackadgery, and its shit.
jackadgery by Jayboy_Evo January 21, 2008

Jackaleaniebeanie 

Jackaleaniebeanie is a sexy mofo. Cherish your Jackaleaniebeanie boy, he is someone you don't want to lose.
I love my Jackaleaniebeanie boy <333
Jackaleaniebeanie by libbysnoot February 23, 2021
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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