Jack The Lad

A "Jack The Lad" tends to be a male (or a butch lesbian) who's a bit of a bad boy, or so he thinks. The typical stereotype would be a guy who walks about thinking he owns everything (tend to be rather dashing and have multiple tattoo's), and feeds on attention.

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Jack The Lad by Chickenwings August 29, 2006

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Jack the Lad

He'll do just about anything to get that bit of glory
He'll go out with his lads to make that headline story
The normal man in the club have no nees to worry
He'll make his name oh so quick make it in a hurry

Jack Jack Jack the lad they say he's mean

They say he's bad, Jack Jack Jack the lad
Do a shop and make it bold better still rob the old
He'll go in and rob the till and make sure they'll
Never get The Bill
A petty their, always been, never miss a chance you see
Be so hard and very cool never realized that he's just a fool
He's the type to rob your nan of the local paper
Goes out drinking with the boys and brags about his caper
Doesn't realize that he's a clown

I bet he's just one poor man
Due to spend the rest of his life

Wasting in the can

Jack the Lad by Death Menace October 10, 2022

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Jack The Laddin' It

Jack The Laddin' It; Is where a man or a woman don't want any commitment from any physical partner, they just want to have sex. It is an entirely respectable thing to employ in your life, I personally believe everybody should be Jack The Laddin' It at some point in their lives.

Steve you need to get out there with me and start "Jack The Laddin' It", mate. There's an oasis of snatch waiting for us out there on the Dance Floor!

Jack The Laddin' It by 90percentwater August 7, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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