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Jack Juice 

Personal lubricant available at any drugstore. Various brand names exist as well as various formulas. From water based to complex lubricating combinations. Used to assist in making intercourse and anal sex more comfortable and pleasurable and also used with sex toys to make penetration easy and enjoyable. Highly recommended to have around because you never know when you'll need it.
Dominique was feeling exceptionally horny and wanted to spice things up a bit. She pulled her moist panties off and climbed up on the couch. In a demanding tone she said she wanted me to be her Bung Licker. Naturally I complied. After giving her balloon knot a thorough cleansing, she orgasmed and flipped around and was the best Bag Lapper I ever had. I was close to busting a nut so I stopped her and grabbed my Jack Juice. Lubed my cock up and her Gumhole real good, laid her on her back and ended the evening in triumph as her Anal Intruder. She dug her fingernails deep in my back, legs wrapped tightly around my waist as I pumped my ejaculate deep in her colon.
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jack off juice 

An alcoholic beverage composed of spare liquor, semen, and sugar.
Priest Charles can mix a fine glass of jack off juice for the altar boys.
jack off juice by Xeno June 27, 2006

juicy jack 

Someone who is rude with good meaning. A person who will insult you thinking they are helping.
-"I'm a dick, but a nice dick."

--"No, you're just a Juicy Jack."
juicy jack by TheQueenOfBooty December 26, 2016
so after you've got his jackjuice in your mouth you can snowball it back
jackjuice by lou December 20, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026