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jabberjaw 

(1) A jabberjaw is someone who never shuts up.

(2) A person who talks too much, to the point of ad nauseum.

(3) It is also a 30 minute cartoon created in the 1970s by Hanna Barbera. It used to be part of the Saturday morning cartoons. It was created with a format and writing that was similar to that of Scooby-Doo and Josie and the Pussycats.
(1) "You are such a jabberjaw; i can hardly get a word in edgewise."

(2) "Hey jabberjaw. Shut up! I'm trying to tell you something."

(3) "Do you remember that cartoon Jabberjaw? It's being replayed on the Cartoon Network now."
jabberjaw by bijoupali May 2, 2011
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JabberJaw 

someone who breaks their jaw on a penis during oral sex
Cindy got a jabberjaw after trying to take on a chode
JabberJaw by Vagina diver eric February 17, 2005

jabberjaws 

we call her jabberjaws
jabberjaws by Reginald March 17, 2004

Jabberjaw 

An individual at any social gathering who, typically due to being under the influence of a controlled stimulant (ie: cocaine, amphetamine, adderall, etc.), absolutely refuses to stop talking, interrupting others, or any other general form of jabbering.
"Oh no, everyone duck, I'm pretty sure that fucking Jabberjaw is zeroing in on us."

(Especially at the local bar.)

jabberjaw 

the act of smacking a person (male or female) in the face with your erect chode, shattering his or her jawbone.
i jabberjawed the shit out of justin after the game. he cried like a bitch.
jabberjaw by Keith Carpio November 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026