Jory Caron 

The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:

"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"

"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"

"GTFO My Deck"

Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).

Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.

Is not a fan of Licorice.

Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.

Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.

Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!

I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.

Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!

I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.

Jory Caron by janetlc69 January 1, 2012

Jory 

An ironic person that is random most of the time. A Jory is funny, gorgeous, caring, mischevious and have a dirty mind. Jorys are a rare find, if you ever even find one, you are one of the luckiest people. Don't ever treat a Jory badly, or else you'll be six feet under.

"Wow, you're so lucky to have a Jory... I wish I had one."

Jory by clinkclinkclink March 30, 2008

Jory 

An amazingly awesome Microwaving scientist . Just thinking of him will put a smile on your face and make you want to jump on him (In a good way). He is very excepting of people and will welcome you with open arms to join his life.

Person 1: Man is that Man Jory?
Person 2: He sure is Bob he sure is.

Jory by siswife3(Notarealsisterwife) January 7, 2012

Jory 

An absolutely amazing guy that nobody could ever live without, as soon as you see them you'll fall in love with them. They are some of the most amazing people alive and rare too come across. If you meet one don't let them go Becuase you'll regret it.

My boyfriend Jory is the most amazing person ever.!

Jory by Lil.kat January 1, 2014

Jory Caron 

The host on youtube show 'Is it a good idea to microwave this? ' who is really funny and has a brilliant accent.

microwave blows up

Jory Caron : I would say this is a bad idea.

Jory Caron by Lydders June 30, 2009

Jorynn

Jorynn is the kind of person who is smart, beautiful, and doesn't take shit from anyone. She cares for the people that she loves but as soon as someone talks shit abut her family or friends you can't stop her from being destructive. Some guys love her, and others just wanna do her... she's the kind of girl who all girls want to be

Woah that Jorynn girl is so amazing
OR
Holy shit, Jorynn is so hot
OR
Damn, she's fine!

Jorynn by EverBlue Phantom August 17, 2011

Jory 

A unique and amazing man. Jory is way above average intellegence. He is determined and successful. A Jory is helpful and understanding. If you need someone to talk to, he is there to listen and is willing to talk about anything. he loves a good debate. He is good looking but has no idea. A Jory is an expert in bed and makes women orgasm like you've never experienced before. He is loyal and honest.

Jory makes one happy.

Girl #1: I'm dating Jory.
Girl #2: What? I'm so jealous! Jory is amazing!
Girl #1: Yea, he really is :)

Jory by CookieMonster109 February 3, 2010