j-kob 

(v) the act of being fucked over due to your own stupidity.
(n) the result of fucked up redneck genetics and verbal parental abuse. Could also be someone you ridicule.

That Nigga just got j-kobbed by the cops.
Jacob just got expelled from school cause he wrote a threatening email to a teacher. Damn that nigga just got j-kobbed

j-kob by Guy who works at michaels January 8, 2009

JKOBA 

Acronym meaning Just Keep On Being Awesome. A bastardized form of DFTBA.

Woah, I love your work, it's incredible - JKOBA!

JKOBA by Thaumologist April 16, 2011

jkobe 

A hooper and classy man that is very attractive and respectable and wealthy with a good heart

Jkobe is a type of man i want

jkobe by Saucyray1 March 12, 2017

jkobi 

A big large pussio who gets no beanies

Your such a jkobi

jkobi by anonymous February 15, 2024

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008