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J-beaning 

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
J-beaning by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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A slang term for the teeny-bop ear bleeding singer known as Justin Bieber
So I was watching much music and the new J-Beebs video came on... best day EVER!
J-Beebs by -=Gunner=- June 26, 2010
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aka dbagged
aka mcwhacked
aka j'd

being directly affected by an adverse outcome
dh: did you hear that parker got his dick lopped off at the factory last week?

bill: man, that sucks! he totally got j'berried.
j'berried by hi i'm hey he's December 20, 2009

Bee-J (ℬℯℯ-ℐ) 

polite and funny way to say blow job

may also refer to a guy known as bee-j who is fairly popular on online chat rooms.
I like to get a bee-j (ℬℯℯ-ℐ) from that blonde girl.
Bee-J (ℬℯℯ-ℐ) by milkyway90 September 15, 2010
noun. - A person shows up at the bar too early, gets slammed off 2 of drinks, screams in a high-pitched voice, throws glasses, slaps people, refuses to pay for her drinks, and passes out in bed by 9:30.
"Man, Dena turned into such a j-beezy last night. I thought she was gonna get kicked out the bar!"
j-beezy by Hank Fitznuggly March 11, 2009
The most beautiful girl in the world. She loves to laugh and always loves to have a good time. She deserves to have the best boyfriend on earth. You could never meet her but still fall in love with. You couldn’t ask for anything better. She is the best best friend and girlfriend a guy could ever ask for.
J belle is a Georgia peach.
J belle by NotDominickW April 13, 2020
Your a real j.bear
j.bear by Real nigga kuddy December 22, 2021