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J and S Show 

1) The extraordinarily rare phenomenon experienced when two souls destined to be one, finally join to create the most badass relationship anyone will ever experience in their lifetime.

2) The modern day story of romeo and juliet.

3) An ever-growing, undying, passionate, unconditional love that will withstand the test of time, through any adversity.

4) The act of partaking in the most amazing, mind-blowing sex, several times throughout the day; often attracting the attention of the neighbors and occassionally causing people to call the police.

5) Untill a year ago, a myth or folklore thought to not be possible.
Random Couple observing the J and S Show: "Damn baby, I wish we could be like them!"
J & S: "Its the J and S Show bitches!!!!!!"
J and S Show by J and S L January 27, 2010
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PB and J-Ho's 

The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!
"Im having such a bad day"

"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"

"AH SWEET!"

PB and J-Ho's
PB and J-Ho's by theatre kid January 1, 2011

Hot Shower and P.J's

One person lays the other person in the middle of a blanket naked. They then begin to urinate and deficate onto the persons face.Then roll them in the blanket and begin to have intercourse with the said persons anus.
Giving some one a hot shower and p.j's isn't a first date type of thing. It's usaly better to save for the third or fourth month of dating!

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.
I see ( I'm going to rewrite J.One or CB97 song and make it my own song plus it's my demo song ) by Syafinaz Binte Zainal.

J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.
guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"

Crazy J and Shan the Man

A remarkably good looking, intelligent, and desirable duo hailing from Western Pennsylvania. The two share a biting wit and undeniably good taste. They are better than most other people, but are friendly and sociable with those not as blessed, nonetheless. This duo comes as a package deal and are rarely seen apart, though, on such rare occasions, if engaged in conversation they will undoubtedly only converse about the other.
Dude, did you see Crazy J and Shan the Man today? They're so fucking rad.

Pb and J sandwich 

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”