J'ai le seum

French slang meaning a feeling of disappointment, frustation or irritation relative to a certain event.

J'ai loupé le dernier train, j'ai le seum.
I missed the last train, I have the seum.

by Loutoutcourt June 6, 2022

J'ai le seum

Origin: French; to be disapointed, sad about something...

See also: Avoir le scum

Origin: Frenglish (Franglais); same meaning but more specific (can only be used in a case of overflow of sperm in your balls)

Example: "My penis fell off! J'ai le seum (I have the seum)!"

Example: "I have an overflow of sperm in my balls! J'ai le scum (I have the scum)!"

by Platypus360 July 10, 2013