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pronunciation:- I wedge
Put simply "I wouldn't even jizz", used to describe some entity so foul that you would not even ejaculate your special white wee over such a thing. Frequently used in conjunction with grenades, landmines and horrible shit.
Matt: "Have you seen that grenade with Rachel tonight? She is awful..."
Toni: "Yeh mate, iwej in.....and around that grenade"
by SBManKestrel November 30, 2010