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IITYWYBMAD 

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.
Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004
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If I Tell You Will You Buy A Drink? =)
*sign on wall of restaurant* IITYWYBAD?

customer: what does that sign say?
waiter: If I tell you will you buy a drink?
Hey my last names Ivito and I'm a fat faggot plumber bitch
ivito by Jake D Poko March 29, 2017

IITYIHTKY 

if I told you I'd have to kill you. No, really. Double secret confidential.
What's in that file cabinet marked IITYIHTKY?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.
IITYIHTKY by Mandingoe October 9, 2004

IITYWYBAD? 

If I Tell You, Would You Buy A Drink?
IITYWYBAD? by ians88 March 4, 2008
the creepiest man you will ever meet.

Never lock eyes with him.
Oh God it's that creeper Iditya again.
iditya by jeancarlopabloricardo March 19, 2014