Itch in the Ditch 

(adverb) a phrase you say to someone when you see them scratching their butt crack or anywhere in the vicinity of the butt crack. Can also be used when you see them pulling out their underwear or pants from the butt crack area; can also be used when a female does this in the lower frontal extremity

Itch in the Ditch

Itch in the Ditch by sekajakes July 6, 2010

Itch In My Ditch 

An itch in the crotch or vaginal area of a female...

I need to get some ointment I have an itch in my ditch...

Itch In My Ditch by slamhounder August 5, 2010

Itch in the Ditch 

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.

"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."

Itch in the Ditch by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025

D'itch 

Insult. Pronounced "Ditch" as in roadside trench

Used in substitution when calling a male a little bitch.

Person A: You D'itch!
Person B: Fuck you man!

D'itch by 420Wolfe May 18, 2021