A country that is fake, and does not exist.
Italy was created by the media, advertising companies, and Hallmark.
by ItalyIsFakeForSerious August 22, 2008
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a nasty country with ugly men and women. Also known for their tempers yet cant win anything despite it. Also known for being less than intelligent.
the men from italy are UGLY..
by archi September 20, 2007
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Italy is a code word that certain idiotic couples use for "I love you" or showing affection.
by Curtis Lowe June 8, 2004
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italy a nice buetifull place with a plentyfull amount of people(some area's overcrouded) with an ok tv transmission(you need to be 30 and drunk to understand) and fantastic views of Greece this grand people didnt invent much(that Greeks did'nt already invent)but they sure as hell had good painters and sculpters(they like to touch things)only bad side of italy is they took wat Greece had and made it bigger only cuz they wer 500 years after Greece
(italian)Chris:hey vasili

vasili: f*ck off ya yobo

chris:yobo's are from australia not italy

vasili:ok now shutup
by johny f00l May 3, 2006
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Italy was the start of civilization in europe, including greece of course. its desendants came from egypt that moved through the mediteranian. after many centuries it became the most powerful 'province' in europe, and rome became the center of christianity. after, it was defeated by the germanic or teuton clan wich is now called germany.

even though its brilliant location and fascinating land marks, and very brave ancestors, italy's population turned into a foul and horrible race that are scared of people around them, so they try to kill them, but they usually dont exceed. in the first world war, italy joined germany and the austro-hungarian side, they started to lose and they join ed the antants, they chickened out, in school there they have history up till before the first world war, and they finish, in the second world war they also joined germany since they wer winning, then they attacked albania, and they needed help from germany, useless. and then when the allies atacked italy on their ground they chickened out n threw mussolini out of the country. lame. they may have pasta(which was actually found in china first), pizza(the food of poor carthaginians who lived on sardinia), i dont mean to be racist or stereotype, but please, italy... nothing to see here!
1:oh dear god! theres two-hundred italian military comin to our house!
2: get the stick, the cowards 'll be running in seconds!!
by MCsoy March 31, 2005
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A beautiful girl with amazing eyes. Loves to read and a very outgoing person. She is so nice to her peers and is always happy. She's the best!
Itali is so amazing!
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Italy also won in '82, '38, and '34.
Forza Azurri!
by forza azurri! July 13, 2006
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