Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" [ :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

Italian Meat Missile by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

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italian meatball sub

When a guy and a girl that hasn't taken a shower in hella long (and their HELLA greasy!!!) and their having sex. Then the girl has a period during sex and the guy puts his balls in her period blood looking like a meatball sub w/ extra sauce!!!

Man, last night I had a Italian Meatball Sub and it was awesome!!

italian meatball sub by ninjagideo69 March 11, 2010

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The reverse Italian meatball spasm

When you insert a greasy Meatball that your Grandmother made you in your significant others asshole while she is eating your smelly dingle Berry.

Me and my woman just did The reverse Italian meatball spasm, it was great!

The reverse Italian meatball spasm by ballhair69 January 28, 2021

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Italian Meatbeat

Italian Meatbeat means to: marinate a dudes sausage(cock) in italian seasonin!, and beatin the hell out of it

I want to Italian Meatbeat you!
No you better not!
Ill grab your sausage!
MWHAHAH!

Italian Meatbeat by Herben Shlerben June 29, 2011

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italian meatloaf

when you are doing someone up the butt, and when you jizz, shit gets stuck in it and it stays on your dick when you pull it out.

Dude I boned this hot redhead in the ass last night, but came out with an italian meatloaf

italian meatloaf by local sex fiend October 24, 2006

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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