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Put some hair around it 

A sexual reference, used as a statement of encouragement when a person is having great difficulty inserting one object into a hole or another object.
As I set up for my third shot, someone on the green yelled, "Put some hair around it!."
Put some hair around it by tho3m December 30, 2009

Hair On It 

An extremely useful phrase that can be added to just about any statement to add emphasis of something nasty or strong.

Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
Braaaahh that fart is nasty it has got hair on it.
Hair On It by Dick Onchin October 20, 2020

hitting it before the hair does 

fucking someone before they get pubic hair
he's trying to hit it before the hair does

McDouble with a Hair In It 

Finding someone that is extremely attractive but they have a horrible personality.
There's three types of people in the world, there's a Single, McDouble, and a Happy Meal. You don't feel good enough for the Happy Meal and you really don't want a Single. You try for the McDouble, and you get a McDouble with a Hair In It.

its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.
I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.
its got hair on it by Tstretch January 13, 2025

Love your hair, hope it wins 

Love your hair, hope it wins
Some plebeian: Your jeans look like my grandmothers.

Me: Love your hair, hope it wins.