Till Lindemann is a German singer in the best band in the world Rammstein( until he is spit out of hell and starts another band). Till enjoys pain and, his pass times include whipping himself, doing it with your GF, lighting himself on fire, bashing himself on the head with a mic, and killing anyone who opposes hisband mates(except for flake, Flake is gay)Till Lindermann is the idea of a BAMF. He challenges the definition of masculine. It is actually a myth that Chuck Noris is the biggest BA in the world. Till once beat chucks ass and thats why he is no longer the main character in any movie. After Chuck got his ass kicked Till threatened to kill him if he saw him in an other crapy movie. A bear once threatened Lindemann. Till showed him the knee pound manuver, and the bear ate its self knowing it would be a less painful way to die. Till has four kids, one's mother is not known accourding to wikipedia, this could hint, that he did infact do the dirty dirty with your girlfriend. Till is a scary man who kill you if he felt like it. North Korea stoped its nuclear program because Germany threatened to send till there with a flogging whip( Bullets cant kill him) contrary to popular beleif. Till (He hates pop music). Till ist der Meister.
Till Lindemann
by digity12345 July 24, 2009
this is the name of a well known internet troll. He goes to performance computing forums and desires the slowest computer possible to play games on, including Crysis.
He believes that slower framerates are better and that faster framerates actually speed up the game.
He is best known for going to computer forums seeking build advice, completely rejecting all offers for help instead calling people stupid and claiming they don't understand, then buying the slowest parts still on sale for a higher price than parts more than twice as fast.
To this day, it is unknown whether he is a troll or more likely has a mental disability. A quick google search however will turn up postings dating back to 2007.
He believes that slower framerates are better and that faster framerates actually speed up the game.
He is best known for going to computer forums seeking build advice, completely rejecting all offers for help instead calling people stupid and claiming they don't understand, then buying the slowest parts still on sale for a higher price than parts more than twice as fast.
To this day, it is unknown whether he is a troll or more likely has a mental disability. A quick google search however will turn up postings dating back to 2007.
other forum members: buy an e5200 and a gtx260. That'll be pretty cheap, and you'll be able to handle any game out there! only 300 bucks too.
$till legendaryu2k: no! I come here for advice and all you people do is tell me what to buy? You're all idiots! I'll buy this single core amd system for $317.
$till legendaryu2k: no! I come here for advice and all you people do is tell me what to buy? You're all idiots! I'll buy this single core amd system for $317.
by that1guythatwritesstuff April 30, 2009
The simultaneous action of headbanging and pounding on ones thigh, originated by Rammstein frontman Till Lindeman.
by Kibmic January 22, 2007
The most amazing guy you will find! He is kind of a bad boy but he has a sweet heart! He normal likes blond haired girls! He is very athletic and does sports like Football and Basketball.
by Avalynnreese October 21, 2019
Teenage girls working on the checkout of supermarkets. Unwelcoming, rude and generally useless. But you still would.
by Danny_Dubya August 15, 2009
Singer for the German Neue Deutsche Härte band RAMMSTEIN. He can light himself on fire and live!! Lindemann is immune to pain, as can be clearly seen in Rammstein's "live aus berlin" video when Till bashes his head open with a mic stand and hit himself with a flogging whip. (OUCH)A trained pyrotechnician, Till never performs a concert without at least 2 flamethrowers. He is also extremely strong and will kill you faster than chuck norris.
"Till Lindemann ist Gott!!"
If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN!!
If you go to a Rammstein concert and see a large group in the crowd with 3rd degree burns, you know why. They got too close to TILL LINDEMANN!!
by Fatal1ty 117 May 21, 2009