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How the mentally handicapped make the possesive form of "it".
Idiot: Your computer has one problem - it's case.
Non-idiot: My computer is a case? It's more than that.
by Intelligence: The Anti-N00b November 15, 2004
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The singular third-person neutral possessive. Often confused by semi-literates with "it's," which is a contraction of "it is."
Its depressing how smacktarded people are nowadays. I blame Dubya.
by smacktard April 27, 2003
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(1) It is.
(2) It has.

N.B. Not to be confused with "its," which is the possessive of "it."
(1) Contact. It's the answer.
(2) It's been real slow 'round here since the new sheriff arrived.

WRONG: The dog wagged it's tail.
by ASP November 17, 2003
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Ohhh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!

Scalawag.
It's = "It's gonna blow!"
Its = "Its fangs are seven feet long."
by Chmera April 09, 2008
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Contraction for "it is".
NOT the possessive form of "it". Like "yours", "hers", etc., the possessive form of "it" is "its", with no apostrophe.
Yes: "It's a rabid dog."
No: "Be careful of it's teeth."
by Frungy March 31, 2008
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A word that signifies the beginning of an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
"It's..."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus!" (cue Sousa's Liberty Bell March)
by aaronak April 12, 2006
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Background info: "It's is a contraction for it is or it has.

Its is a possessive pronoun meaning, more or less, of it or belonging to it.

And there is absolutely, positively, no such word as its'."

HOWEVER!! Its' should be a word, and here's why:

its' (plural, possessive pronoun)- possesive pronoun; belonging to a group of 'its.'

by AmandaDance on Mar 2, 2011

tags: group, its, it's, possesive, pronoun
The Its are playing the Greek next month. The Its' new song 'Stop It' landed at number five on the top ten chart this week.

Its' home rests above the patio of a penthouse on Park Avenue.
by AmandaDance March 08, 2011
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