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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 

"DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it easy for someone to pass themselves off as a previous poster.

It usually goes like this:

1. Someone will make a serious and sometimes long post under a random username.

2. Someone else comes along and uses the same username as the above person and says "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".

3. Some idiots can't tell which one is which, and the original poster gets angry.

4. Lulz ensue.
"Jill: I think abortion should only be legal if the mother's life is in danger.

Jill: DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS"

Obviously, the first post is someone trying to be serious. Someone else came in and simply entered "Jill" in the name field and made it look as if Jill enjoys sucking cocks.
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I suck at life 

Them: "You're late!"
You: "I'm sorry... I suck at life."
I suck at life by thisKid December 5, 2005
An expression of one's awareness of one's own personal shortcomings.
The morning after sending a drunken e-mail to the girl he was secretly pining for, John woke up, and, remembering what he had done, said, "Man do I suck!".
I Suck by Leon Malick December 20, 2008

i suck at editing. 

A term used in Nepali twitter to show off your extra hot body.
Chaman ko i suck at editing. ta wild hot thiyo yaar!
i suck at editing. by VaxoDai March 23, 2021

I suck at 

When you are bad at doing something.
I suck at by grei_eba August 1, 2009
Someone who stands in line 9hrs to buy an overpriced Apple product only to find the price drops by 30% two months later.
"Wow, I feel like such an iSucker right now"

"You're such an iSucker"
iSucker by Russian Nick September 17, 2007
Any Apple product that starts with an "i" (which is most of them).
Mostly derived from conversations about the iPod.
Wow! I can buy an iSuck for $260 on woot.com! (with a hint of sarcasm)
iSuck by intemporal October 20, 2004