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Isotoners 

A outdoor rubber glove, used for gardening and yard work. The brand of gloves OJ couldn't fit on his hands during his murder trial.
Joe: I'm thinking of getting these isotoners to do some yard work

Bob: Good idea, plus if you kill someone and they get wet they'll shrink and you'll be acquitted.
Isotoners by Randyt13 June 22, 2013
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Isotoners 

Gloves, referencing to the ones in the OJ murders.
OJ wore isotoners when he killed a bitch.
Isotoners by Zach=BAMF October 23, 2007
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irogonal 

That boy is so irogonal.
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Isotonic 

Isotonic is a popular recently developed type of sports drink, usually with Glucose or Fructose flavouring. Its mostly known as a cheap alternative to branded sports drinks such as 'Lucozade' or 'Powerade'.
"Hey look they have powerade" "Nah, I think ill go with some cheap Isotonic"

Isotoners 

1.The official clothing of the treehouse.
When you get to the treehouse, drop trou, put on isotoners,and get ready to drink V8splash.(I'm gonna suck the black off your cock nigger)
Isotoners by LexLucifer October 17, 2008
Merging the phrase “it’s gonna” into one word. Similar to how “ion” is just “I don’t” meshed together.
“Bro, I’m gonna ace this test.”

“Ain’t no way; you nearly bombed the last one!”

“Nah, isgon happen. Just you wait.”
isgon by anonymous August 5, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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