The isoft is what happens when a power hungry turtle neck (steve jobs) and a bottlecap glasses homophobe (bill gates)
put aside the hate for each other in an attempt to enslave humanity the isoft has one function -seek out inteligent life and consume.
The isoft works in the simple way of being used as tolietpaper-
the user wipes his ass with the durable,non stainable , polyfiber composite.
When contact between saids asshole and the isoft paper is met the isoft releases tine nanobots to invade the users nervous system instaling pointless software such as
windows 7 , java , Microsoft exel , imovie , safari
and many more.
Once the nanobots have finished the programs are booted up and now the individual is under the command of the
mega- billjobz zord.
Woman- how do we stop them once there inside?
Man- you tuck your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye