Long Island, New York; used primarily by its inhabitants, as they expect everyone to know exactly what is meant by "The Island."
People from "The Island" should go kill themselves.
by Larry February 28, 2004
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1. A place were people are forced to live when they know too much. Seen in The Simpsons.

2. An action movie that takes place in circa 2018 AD, where clones of people in the real world think they are survivors of a biochemical holocaust, but are really are used to provide spare organs and body parts for the originals in the real world.
1. Homer is sent to The Island because he knows that flu shots are mind-controlling devices.

2. Lopez Three Alpha thought she was going to be sent to The Island, only to find out they just needed to rip out an ovary for her master client.
by Jordan Two Delta January 29, 2006
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An island is a gay person that is not on the scene and usually does not care to be on it. Usually because he knows what drama it entails. Islands are happy living on their island, isolated around their ocean of girlfriends.

Also, while the seas might be well charted , few people might know he is out, or know of him, tho usually they are out or just sooo obviously gay. Unless you have habit of visiting the tropics then u might not know them!
I am so sick of the gays on the scene here! I need to find me a nice island to retire on!
by Whatevah! March 6, 2009
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The Island is a place located beside Clarence Dock widely known as a teenage drinking hotspot.
Teenagers from the Corn Exchange walk down to Tesco, get the cheap cider, go to the island, get absolutely shitfaced, go to the train station, go home.

Leeds. Royal Armouries.
Text 1: WHERE ARE YOU GUYS
Text 2: Down the island
Text 3: Kk cya soon.
by Cheeze1994 October 3, 2009
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Prince Edward Islander. No one refers to them as 'islanders' except themselves. Anne of Green Gables has become a modern deity to these humble folk, all of whom either work in the tourism industry or grow potatos.

Islanders speak fairly normal english, with a few peculiar twists. Words like 'bagel' and 'dad' are consistently pronounced improperly. They also have no concept of a 'backpack' or 'knapsack', instead prefering to use queer little articles they lovingly refer to as 'kitbags'.

To be fair, all islanders who venture forth from the Island are good people and make great companions. Though a strange breed, they bring enrichment to the historically incestuous regions of Eastern Canada.
Bob: How did that crazy islander manage to get to the mainland so quickly??
Ted: He likely took the Confederation Bridge. You know, that ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars that's the only thing propping up the Island's economy besides Japanese tourists?
by el woodrow March 13, 2006
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When you go to the bathroom (number two) and the shit that piles up and forms a mound above the water or formas an island.
I had way too much to drink last night and I feel like it is an islander morning.
by BP November 11, 2003
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