-Define Irony
-A bunch of guys dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash
-A bunch of guys dancing on an airplane to a song made famous by a band who died in a plane crash
by marn November 2, 2003
The discrepancy between reality (what happens) and perspective on reality (what you though should happen.)
by someenglishstudent January 18, 2006
by Frankel the great tank March 9, 2008
by DC334 December 15, 2009
Dying by a large crab from seafood poisoning when your zodiac symbol is Cancer.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.
Being born on December 25th, your parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be atheist.
Loving literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
Getting a Zodiac symbol of cancer and developing cancer.
Being born on December 25th, your parents naming you Jesus, and you end up growing up to be atheist.
Loving literature and being beat down by someone with a book.
Don't you just hate it when people think there clever but use wrong grammar...
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Ten examples why men are lazy
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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Hitting a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it funny how in school they replaced blackboards with white boards because they work better?
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Writing a 2000 page long book on preserving rain forests.
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And finally, the United States, the most diverse free country, where people can vote, run by a fucking idiot.
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Ten examples why men are lazy
1)
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Today, I saw that my ironing board cover was wrinkled.
I laughed at the irony.
Then I laughed again because irony has the word iron in it.
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Hitting a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's no more tears.
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Isn't it funny how in school they replaced blackboards with white boards because they work better?
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Writing a 2000 page long book on preserving rain forests.
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And finally, the United States, the most diverse free country, where people can vote, run by a fucking idiot.
by chairperson February 19, 2015
Oh teh irony when someone is getting a tattoo saying "Pain is just weakness leaving the body" and has to end the session early because it hurts oh oh so much. Baww!
by monoglutamate February 29, 2008
past tense of the verb form of irony, i.e., to irony something is to create or point out a situation that screams irony. Often, it's karma doing the ironying. For example, karma ironies you when you haven't been laid in forever, but you have to get checked by your lady doctor for nut cancer.
by Wink Dinkerson April 20, 2006