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The use of irony.
Isn't it ironic that a song entitle "Ironic" has nothing to do with irony.
by JR December 02, 2003
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a) Something that is contradictory.
b) Something that is complete and utter bullshit (but often accepted nonetheless.)
* see hipster

Anonymous twentysomething in Brooklyn: "I am NOT a hipster!"
<silence>
ironic.
by Captain American't July 11, 2011
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When a girl who has had sex has never had an orgasm, but a girl who has never had sex has had plenty.
Cake: I just had sex.
Bean: Did you orgasm?
Cake: NO.
Bean: That's ironic, because I've never even kissed a guy but I've had plenty of them.
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1. When a phrase means the opposite of what it literally says.
Opp. literal
NB However similar, not to be confused with sarcasm

2. When an event happens in a certain situation which is contrary to what one would expect.
It would be ironic if the former Worlds Fattest Man died of starvation.

When Ricky Martin, latin american sex-symbol and ladykiller, became famous, there were rumours flying about the media that he was gay.
However, when the russian group T.a.T.u became famous, rumours arose in the media that the two girls that were alledgedly lesbians were in fact heterosexual.
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An unexpected result, often the opposite of what was expected to happen.
Isn't it ironic that ISIS is attacking France with weapons Made in France but sold to Syria.
People posting things with #PrayForParis, while their government earnt the money to provide for internet by selling weapons to ISIS, is quite ironic.
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That which is of, related to, or exhibiting characteristic features of the band Iron Maiden.
That band is very ironic.

That hipster is wearing a Powerslave t-shirt to be ironic.
by amssp December 13, 2010
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a cleverly written song by Alanis Morisette about spoons and airplanes
Isn't it Ironic? Don't you think?
by Alanis M. October 17, 2002
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