ippowned

A combination of the word "ippon" and "owned".

Ippon being 1 point awarded in a Judo competition for a perfect throw.

Owned obviously being the overused word on the internet for owning somone....

Local Judo competition, Uki get's slammed to the mat perfectly, ending the match.

Uki: "Dude, I was just ippowned!"

ippowned by FlatLine84 July 16, 2008

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iphowned

The nasty habit of your iPhone turning perfectly good words like hell and ill into he'll and i'll without your consent.

text message to friend: Dude, I feel like he'll today. I am way to i'll to go out.
reply: wtf? iphowned?

iphowned by wigwam salesman October 18, 2009

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Ipowned

When the auto-correct feature on your iPod Touch or iPhone tries to correct your spelling, but instead changes it to words that just dont make sense with what you're typing.

Greg: Hey man whats up?

Thomas: hey man ill text you brother im at week.

i mean text you later im at work fucking iphone just ipowned me.

Ipowned by Triviumofbodom October 12, 2010

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iPhowned

verb, iphown, iphowned, iphowning

1. Refers to the incident that occurs when the auto correct feature on an iPhone, or any other smart phone, changes an ordinary word or words, to an offensive or embarrassing word or phrase.

Although this can happen on any type of cell phone or smart phone, it has been most publicized on the iPhone, hence the reference to the iPhone in the pronunciation.

"Yesterday I totally got iPhowned when my phone auto corrected Anne's name to "anus." I got like forty-five minutes less sex because I had to explain how that happened."

iPhowned by Badharlot December 30, 2011

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iPhowned

To have your iPhone taxed by someone, usually on a regular basis, in order to play tap-tap, access facebook or another of the iPhone's various 'apps'.

Man, I totally just iPhowned you but what's your PIN-Code, I wanna play tap-tap!

iPhowned by ScolloP November 16, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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