A piece of technology from Apple Inc. that's less functional than a laptop and less portable than an iPhone. Lacking any features that aren't already done better by other devices such as the Amazon Kindle, the iPad is considered the best way to waste $499 in 2010!
I would have bought an iPad, but I have an IQ of more than 60 and don't drool over a piece of technology just because Apple says it's good.
by daj198 January 28, 2010
'I really thought last night would be an awesome night out, but it was such an iPad'
'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'
'We broke up after she told me I was nothing but an iPad'
'The iPad announcement was a huge iPad'
by jc_Sed8d March 1, 2010
Apple's giant iPod Touch.
Announced January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB ports, no multitasking and no cameras.
Announced January 27, 2010. Made with intentions to replace laptops but fails by not running Flash, not having USB ports, no multitasking and no cameras.
My iPod Touch was getting old. I'm glad I have a new, bigger one that doesn't fit in my pocket. Thanks, iPad!
by Clifwith1f January 28, 2010
by Maxito628 April 4, 2010
by Steveee Jobs January 30, 2010
Person 1: Dude OMG check out my new iPad! It's revolutionary! Thank you STEVE JOBS<333
Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable...
Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3
Person 2: I'm pretty sure my iPod touch and your iPhone are the exact same thing, only more portable...
Person 1: ...did you say something? STEVE JOBS<3
by Pseudonym_3 January 27, 2010
A very expensive device used to clean up Steve Jobs after he has a period. Often refered to as a "friggn big iPhone"
by Dat_jew January 29, 2010