A group of who’s main goal is to remain virgins for life, snitch on anyone for a fraction of a penny and be hated by all.
Infantry Private 1: “Yo did you hear Savagesniper078 joined Military Police Investigations?”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”
Infantry Private 2: “Savage must really have no self respect”
Infantry Private 3: “Yeah savage is gonna die a Virgin lol xd”
by Aigio Infantry Corps November 23, 2020
Comprised of many (primarily East Coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. Quick and reliable. The majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.
Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.
Darkhat Investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.
Darkhat Investigative services recently uncovered the fact that W.L. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.
by Froggggy April 29, 2013
I took a shit in this girls appartment last night. After a little crime scene investigation, I decided to bolt.
by Double D Nice August 18, 2009
A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.
by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020
A slang term for masturbation.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
Self-gratification. The act of "playing" with your genitals, for sexual excitement/pleasure; usually to orgasm.
I walked into the room and there he/she was, naked and sprawled across the bed investigating his/her crime scene.
by ScottyBAus March 11, 2008
see also: investigatively, investigatorial.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.
Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie
I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant
I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant
by dateofbirth October 16, 2012