The dizziness and disorientation felt by an introvert after spending more than 5 minutes with an extrovert.
Man, I just spent 10 minutes with that guy, he wouldn't shut up. I'm fried, I think I have introvertigo!
A condition commonly contracted by introverts
. The official medical term for when your introvertive ways are so overwhelmingly sad that it physically makes you dizzy and nauseous. Essentially it is the condition of dizzyness resulting from a social life that’s so stagnate it’s practically nonexistent. The term was coined by the not-very-well-known introvert Ma Gangryong at thisismyveritas.tumblr.com He is so stricken with the disease that he actually tries to promote his own tumblr in Urban Dictionary word submissions.
"Hey what happened to Will I haven't seen him in like three months?" - Guy 1
"Ohh he just discovered that he can read comic books online and came down with a bad case of Introvertigo." - Guy 2
"That sounds bad, what's the treatment?" - Guy 1
"Getting Laid." - Guy 2
"So he's probably gonna die." Guy 1
"Yup." - Guy 2