introdouching 

the act of introducing a douche to someone.

Apple Email: "Introdouching the iPhone 5"

Ashley: "hey guys i'd like to introdouche my ex boyfriend Josh"

introdouching by Matt Huff October 6, 2011

Introdeuce 

1. To take a dump in a person's bathroom shortly after meeting them.

2. The mud monkey you unleashed into the toilet shortly after receiving the obligatory house tour.

Angry Friend: "Dude, I told you to introduce yourself, not introDEUCE yourself. Now my chick's entire apartment smells like dookey."

Bitch: "Girl, this bathroom smells like chud! We just got here... did some asshole already take an introdeuce?"

Douche: "I wouldn't go in there. I just left an introdeuce as a housewarming gift."

Introdeuce by TheNew90s April 22, 2011

introdouched 

When a person introduces themselves in an unnecessarily/excessively obnoxious or idiotic way in an effort to humor themselves

John introdouched himself to Katie by exposing himself before they even spoke.

introdouched by datnig052 July 7, 2011

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Being hastily or overly complementary of either her or yourself.

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman might include statements like 'Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much!' or 'Wanna see me lick my eyebrows?'

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by WillieD May 28, 2006

Introdouche 

verb; the act of introducing a complete douche bag of an egotist, that has absolutely NOTHING to be egotistical about

"Ladies and Gentle, it is my extreme displeasure to introdouche the 44th President of the United States."

Introdouche by NCKnobster April 2, 2012

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman 

Using a lyric from a song to say hello to a girl, or using a "one liner" that you may have heard in passing.

"Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round". Or "Can I have a quarter, because my momma told me to call her when I found the perfect girl". These would be examples of a bad way to introduce yourself to a woman

A bad way to introduce yourself to a woman by Ophelia20_1 March 23, 2008

e-introduce 

Introduce someone or something electronically, by email

She e-introduced me to the team

e-introduce by Luizitto July 12, 2017